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Monday, September 24, 2012

Romneyism - Planes With Sliding Glass Windows


I really try to hold myself above poking fun at people for saying silly things…wait no I don’t its sorta “what I do.”

When George W Bush (G-Dub) was president we were privy to what was known as “Bushism” a loose definition of a “Bushism” is when president Bush would open his mouth and say something so profoundly stupid that you began to question the viability of the human race. Keep in mind that prior to Bush’s exposure to the world a word had not been coined to truly encompass the ignorance of some of the shyt coming out of G-Dub’s mouth, enter “Bushism”

Then Obama was elected, and while he has certainly said some silly things one could hardly attribute a new word to describe the fukkery and ignorance of his gaffes, in fact we already have a word for those gaffes, the word is gaffe…*shrug*

Now Romney is having his turn and I really have to question whether we’ll need a new word

Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. 

We learn 2 things from this comment.
1. You NEVER want to fly in a plane designed by Romney
2. Romney has the potential to really take Bushism to that “next level”

So was this a Romney Gaffe or a Romneyism?

When Bush was president I always anticipated his speeches, not because I thought he was going to say something insightful, but because I knew he was going to step in it, after his 47% comment and the last week in general in a sick way I’m sort of excited to here this guy speak now.

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