Obama Officially an American – To Most

What should hardly be considered news worthy is taking the spotlight today; Obama has released his long form birth certificate putting an end to the debate on his legitimacy as an American and his eligibility for the Presidency of the USA. Let’s for a moment disregard the fact that his eligibility was made clear before his first day as president, let’s disregard his short form birth certificate, let’s toss aside the assumption that someone in one of our many intelligence agencies already checked and verified where the leader of the free world was born, toss pragmatism to the wind and strap on your tin foil hat (or over priced hair piece in some cases *cough Trump*); is this really what the single super power in the world has denigrated into? Debating things already proven? Should we expect to see a new debate on the earth revolving around the sun next week?

There’s no way to say this nicely so I’m just going to come out and say it. Birthers...are bat shyt crazy; conspiracy theorists at their finest; basically the political polar opposite of the 9/11 inside job group. So if you find you agreed with the Birthers, just know where you stand.

The Birthers wanted proof, in spite of already provided proof and now they have it... so we can finally put this to rest right.

If only... :(

Now a typical human, when faced with facts, specifically the facts they specifically requested, is capable of coming to terms with the truth and moving on. It takes a special breed of moron to take “the facts” and dig a hole deeper and deeper into dumbassedness and that’s just what the Birthers are doing. Rather than saying something like, “well there it is I guess we can move on now” many a Birther are now throwing up the “it’s a fake” walls as a last ditch effort to keep the shield they’ve been using to mask their hatred and in many cases racism. (Yeah, I pulled the card but you know it’s true as much as I do.) Clearly there are just some people who, regardless of what they see, will NOT believe the truth. Short of Marty and Doc swinging by the trailer to whisk some of these people back to Obama’s day of birth NOTHING can be provided as proof.

We need to all come to terms with the harsh reality that some people are just idiots.